Momentos owned

El término owned (pwned) se suele utilizar mucho en juegos online para hacer referencia a la supremacía de un bando o también cuando alguien deja en rídiculo a otro. La palabra se ha ido deformando con el paso del tiempo y la podemos encontrar como pwned o incluso pwn3d.

Todo esto viene porque me he encontrado, por casualidad, un página donde recopilan momentos especiales de conversaciones donde se produce ese efecto. La web es QDB de donde he sacado algunas que me han hecho reír (lamento que estén en inglés):

(tastycake) anyone know of a voice changer program
(denke) ya
(denke) its called puberty

(EM[mMF]) man
(EM[mMF]) unix manuals would be so much cooler
(EM[mMF]) if they had porn in them
(EM[mMF]) like «Basics of the Bash Shell»
(EM[mMF]) -LESBIAN PORN-
(EM[mMF]) i’d read that shit

(Relevant) get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
(Relevant) Oops wrong window.

(erno) hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.

(t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
(BlackAdder) i believe i speak for all of us when i say…
(BlackAdder) WRONG BTICH
(BlackAdder) IM SICK OF YOU
(BlackAdder) AND YOUR LAME STORIES
(BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
(BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
(BlackAdder) IN FACT
(BlackAdder) IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
(BlackAdder) I DON»T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
(BlackAdder) SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
(t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
(CRCError) right
(heartless> Right.
(r3v) right

(NES) lol
(NES) I download something from Napster
(NES) And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
(NES) I message him and say «What are you doing? I just got that from you»
(NES) «getting my song back fucker»

(T-Wolf) man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
(RdAwG20) you don’t live in Hope mills do you?
(T-Wolf) ya, why man?
(RdAwG20) lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
(T-Wolf) you mother fucker

(death09)my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
(ktp753)ouch.
(death09)yeah.i sent them to her dad

(Sui88) 67% of girls are stupid
(V-girl) i belong with the other 13%

(JonTG) Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it’d go all the way from A to Z
(JonTG) wait, shit

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

(YuFFie) SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
(YuFFie) WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
(YuFFie) HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

(ohm) damn
(ohm) FUCK
(ohm) DAMN
(ohm) i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother’s window pops up
(ohm) FUCK
(ohm) i go like this to her
(ohm) «i want to suck on your clit»
(ohm) FUCK